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Week 10: Longest break from gym ever.
Absolutely nothing works.

Week 9: Organic lingonberry whip is the shit!
The first bike helmets were styrofoam boxes the color of whipped lingonberry porridge.

Week 8: The weight is dropping. Is the muscle going with it?
Still cannot sleep. Six hours is the best I can do.

Week 7: Is this already rest day number five?
Something has to change. I am not eating, and I am not sleeping.

Week 6: Sometimes just the thought of food improves the mood.
Have you ever eaten skull casserole?

A slow Batistini gym walk
You still see it in the gym. You still do not impress anyone.

From a small black box to a private datacenter
I accidentally built a private datacenter in my house.

Week 5: Fat loss is slow, and pretty boring
Can you get rid of the fat and keep it off?

Where muscle at?
Please check the refrigerator.

Dear fat, I know you have a place in my world, but now it's your time to go
A 290-day eviction notice. No detox, no montage, just months of occasionally wanting a sandwich.

Bench Press is a scam (100 kg)
A Medical Breakthrough in the 100 kg Bench Press.