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Week 10: Longest break from gym ever.

Absolutely nothing works.

November 2, 2026
basically.

Week 9: Organic lingonberry whip is the shit!

The first bike helmets were styrofoam boxes the color of whipped lingonberry porridge.

October 25, 2026
omg.

Week 8: The weight is dropping. Is the muscle going with it?

Still cannot sleep. Six hours is the best I can do.

Updated October 19, 2026
Be sexy.

Week 7: Is this already rest day number five?

Something has to change. I am not eating, and I am not sleeping.

Updated October 14, 2026
GTA V 100%.

Week 6: Sometimes just the thought of food improves the mood.

Have you ever eaten skull casserole?

Updated October 7, 2026
Do it!

A slow Batistini gym walk

You still see it in the gym. You still do not impress anyone.

Updated October 4, 2026
Intel NUC 2018 - Small black box.

From a small black box to a private datacenter

I accidentally built a private datacenter in my house.

October 4, 2026
Pill shit.

Week 5: Fat loss is slow, and pretty boring

Can you get rid of the fat and keep it off?

Updated October 4, 2026
Physique is your CV.

Where muscle at?

Please check the refrigerator.

October 2, 2026
A squat in a dark gym.

Dear fat, I know you have a place in my world, but now it's your time to go

A 290-day eviction notice. No detox, no montage, just months of occasionally wanting a sandwich.

September 27, 2026
El Jefe benching.

Bench Press is a scam (100 kg)

A Medical Breakthrough in the 100 kg Bench Press.

September 19, 2026

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